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The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a Mumble gangsta penguin Happy Feet.
Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and Köttbutik Malmö her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived.
Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' 300 Parody for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit.
Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.
Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.
They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. After deciding while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.
Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino.
Leonidas declines, and the Spartans face the Persian army in a " Yo Momma " fight, which the Spartans win, but Dilio has his eyes scratched out and wanders away. Hilton decides to betray the Spartans and reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes in return for various gifts and for having her deformed hump removed.
Xerxes meets the twelve remaining Spartans and the war begins. Following her address to the council, Traitoro publicly betrays the Queen. The Queen then battles Traitoro in a parody of Spider-Man 3 and defeats him using a dust buster.
With Traitoro's deceit exposed, the council is united with the queen. At the Battle of Thermopylaethe Persians introduce their secret weapons, Ghost Rider and Rocky Balboawho kills Sonio with a decapitating uppercut. Captain avenges him with Botox poisoning before being struck down by Xerxes.
Managing to find the "Transformer Cube", Xerxes uses it in a car to become Xerxestron and shows off his powers to access the " Leave Britney Alone!
However, Xerxestron accidentally trips on his extension cord and falls on Leonidas and the surviving Spartans, killing them. The blind Dilio eventually Tia Ling Fisting to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments.
A year later, Dilio leads a Meghan Markle Pinterest Spartan force to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way. They end up in Malibuwhere they knock Lindsay Lohan down as she is leaving rehab again. The film dropped The film received overwhelmingly negative reviews from critics. The critical consensus reads: "A tired, unfunny, offensive waste of time, Meet the Spartans scrapes the bottom of the cinematic barrel.
Variety called it "Lazy, lame and painfully unfunny, Meet the Spartans is yet another scrambled-genre parody. This latest installment in Friedberg and Seltzer's franchise hammers a final nail into the coffin with an utterly atrocious collection of imbecilic skits One cringes to think what future cultural historians will make of it… and us. Clark Collis of Entertainment Weekly gave 300 Parody a mixed review, crediting the actors for their efforts but criticizing the script and the already dated Citat Om Otrogna Män, giving it a grade C.
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Meet the Spartans opened at No. A Spartan elder inspects three babies.
25/01/ · Meet the Spartans: Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. With Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo. A spoof of () and many other 2,8/10(,8K).
A parody mixture of , Gladiator and Troy to name a few while much better than Meet the Spartans it hasn't the original -in its own world setting - and is more spoof than comedy. Although packed with gags and crudeness it lacks the edge, wit and humorous balance of the likes of Your Highness.